~Subterranean-Hepcat is responsible for this. Blame her.

Rules...
1. You must answer all questions and truthfully.
2. You must tag 5 people (or more)...

Let's start....

1. Add up the price of the clothes you are wearing.
I would, but I didn't actually buy most of them, and I went to Vassar to AVOID math.

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2. Add up the page views of all the accounts you own.
Dude, fuck you. I didn't major in Classics to crunch numbers.

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3. What have you eaten today?
Footlong sandwich. HELLZ YEA

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4. Write the last thing you heard?
The Mars Volta's Tremulant EP.

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5. List 5 things you see next to you.
cup 'o chai
bitchin' speakers
ball for dog
cd-r stack
extra hairties? somewhere.
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6. The first word that comes into your head?
Teleutaomai, a classical Greek verb that can mean either "to be killed" or "to die." Crunching for midterms will do this to you.

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7. One funny thing that's happened to you today?
I was tentacle-raped. Hey, you're the one who asked.

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8. Put your music player on shuffle. Click the skip/next song button 5 times. What's playing now?
Motorhead - Jailbait

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9. name 5 bands most people don't know you like.

The Red Elvises
The Sword
Group X
NOISIA
Assemblage 23

I'm going to skip the second rule. Too tired.

For those interested, yes, college is still awesome.

Tagged by ~dj-darkviper

The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 Weird Habits/Things About Yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 Weird Habits/Things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their devPage comments and tell them to read yours...

My weird things/habits/pet peeves...
1) I need music. Always.
2) Whenever I can't think of something to do, I DJ.
3) My pet peeve is probably George Bush Jr. still being alive.
4) I HAVE TO PEE
5) I HAVE TO PEE
6) I HAVE TO PEE

I tag ~Tiegeodemon2, ~AbarameShino, ~DrLyzerg, ~PallasTheory, ~SalLee, and ~Vogelgeist.

And I have to pee.

YA RLY!

[link]

"Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia."

NO WAI!!!1

Just thought I'd write a proper journal entry, what the hell.

I'm at college. It's awesome beyond belief. One thing I've learned here is how to DJ. That $20,000 tuition really pays for itself, don't it?
I'm going to see TOOL (best band of the modern age) on Friday. I'll probably write a review of it and put it here, because God knows my gallery needs some sprucing up. And TOOL is an absolutely fantastic band.

Here are the rules: Place your iTunes or whatever on Shuffle, then put in the first few lyrics of the first 25 songs that pop up. READY GO

1. Been dazed and confused for so long it ain't true, when did a woman ever bargain for you?

2. Daddy's flown 'cross the ocean, even just a memory

3. Transmission, third world war third round, a decade of the weapon of sound above ground

4. 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51 contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.

5. Hey little girl, did you want to know a SECRET? Cuz I know one, and it is sooooooo good to hear it.

6. Down the street you can hear her scream "You're a disgrace," as she slams the door in his drunken face

7. I used to be on an endless run, believin' miracles cuz I'm one

8. All through the day, I me mine, I me mine, I me mine...

9. Help me if you can, it's just that this is not the way I'm wired

10. DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

11. RIGHT...NOOOOOOW....hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.........

12. Day after day, alone on a hill

13. One way ticket to Japan, US passport in her hand

14. Clean shirt, new suit, and I don't know where I am goin' to

15. Someone lights a cigarette while riding in a car

16. Wanna tell you 'bout the girl I love, my she looks so fine

17. She comes alone, she gets inside

18. Welcome to my realm, where all're content to live

19. Rocket engines burning fuel so fast, up into the night sky they blast

20. Greasy slicked down body, groovy leather trim

21. It was me, drove off the off-ramp

22. Where do I put the shame, it feels like a broken toy I can't play with anymore

23. Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire

24. They told you in school about freedom, but when you try to be free they won't let ya

25. They're tryin' to build a prisoooon.....

YOUR TURN!!!!