I Wanna Be A Garbage Man

CHORUS:
I wanna be a garbage man
I wanna take out the trash
I wanna drive the garbage truck
I wanna ride on the wild side

Grabbin' the handlebars
Early in the morning
Lift up the trash can
And throw the trash in
Throw the can through
The dumb lady's window
Hear her scream bloody murder
Early in the morning

CHORUS

Ride around the city
Early in the morning
Open up the back doors
Stink up the streets
Throw the garbage into
Other car's windshields
Cause a massive car wreck
Early in the morning

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Take out people's trash
Early in the morning
Dump the trash cans
On snot-nosed kiddies' heads
Run over pet cats
While tryin' t'do a burnout
Race the huge garbage trucks
Early in the morning

CHORUS

Screw the lawyers
Screw the dentists
Screw the teachers
Screw the doctors
Screw the artists
Screw the tutors
I wanna be a
GARBAGE MAN!!!!!!