Dictionary layout: The words and phrases in George W. Bush English are defined in American English explanations.

Operation Iraqi Liberation - The acronym.

Operation Enduring Freedom - Operation Enduring OUR Freedom.  Not Yours.  Ours.  Bitch.

France - Next place to bomb.  And I’ll rename it “Freedomland.”

John Ashcroft - Big Brother.

England - Home of cheerleader captain Tony Blair.

Osama bin Laden - Who?

Donald Rumsfeld - Mr. Wargasm.

Coalition of the Willing - All the little countries who know we'd bomb the fuck out of them if they tried anything against us.

Weapon of Mass Destruction - Any weapon with enough power to decimate a large population or area....that isn’t mine.

Election - A basic democratic process in which the people of a country choose their leader.  Optional.  (THANK YOU JEB)

French, the - Cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

Abu Ghraib - The #1 S&M club in Iraq.

USA Patriot Act - USA We Own You Bitches Act.

Shock And Awe Campaign - A bunch of planes fly over Baghdad and drop bombs all over the place.

God - Dick Cheney.

John Kerry - Stupid French big-chinned Frankenstein-lookalike flip-flopping pansy liberal guy who thinks he’s so big because he actually was IN a war.  Oh yeah?  Well I’m in CHARGE of one!  And I’m gonna WIN it!!  Take THAT, you stupid liberal pinko windsurfing pansy!  Flip-flopper!  Big-chin!  Frenchie!  KETCHUP WIFE HERMAN MUENSTER GUY!  DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS, WAFFLE BOY!!!!

Iraq - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Soldiers - Toys.

Condoleeza Rice - Monica Lewinsky II.

Germany - International Association of Beer-Drinking Pretzel-Eating Cowards.

Traitor - Any American with more than five brain cells.

"No Child Left Behind" Act - "Every Child Gets It In The Behind" Act.

Colin Powell - A reason black people shouldn't burn my white jingoistic ass.

Precision Bombing - Precise bombing of a military target plus all the houses, orphanages, and hospitals next door.

Terrorist - Anyone who I am currently pissed off at.

Saddam - His name said backwards.

"A Few Bad Apples" - Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Paul Bremer, Ahmad Chalabi, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice, and of course, Yours Truly.

Reform - Fucking up.  Examples: "Tax reform" : "Tax fucking up."  "Social Security reform" : "Social Security fucking up."

9/11 - An excuse for everything.

Kim Jong Il - That little Korean guy with funny hair who used food money to build nukes.  Now why didn't I think of that?

Citizens of New Orleans - WHITE citizens of New Orleans.

"We Do Not Torture" - Using attack dogs, waterboarding, flushing Korans, billy-club sodomy--that's nothing.  We're just getting started!

Erring on the Side of Life - Not letting a braindead vegetable end her tortured pseudo-existence, but randomly bombing two countries back to the Stone Age simultaneously.

Spreading Democracy Throughout the Middle East - Spreading guys who'll get me money throughout the Middle East.

Alberto Gonzalez - Everyone's favorite male dominatrix!

Patriotism - Doing what I say.