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My Letter to Senator Clinton by MjolnirIF, literature

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My Letter to Senator Clinton

To the Honorable Senator Clinton: I am writing this message to suggest a new change in United States government, one that will undoubtedly usher in an era of peace, prosperity, and victory for our great nation. It will make our country a land I'd truly be proud to be a citizen of. I will first address the problems that my proposal will solve, and they are numerous in number. The ones I speak of are the perpetual and horribly incompetent occupations of Iraq and Afghanistan, the question of adequately rebuilding the city of New Orleans, the threat to homosexual marriage, the government's illegal wiretapping of United States citizens, the po

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A new movie script by MjolnirIF, literature

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A new movie script

THE DISTURBANCE OF DELAWARE COUNTY by Sam Finer and Greg Butera Titles fading in and out ala Top Gun: "In fall 2004, a rural family disappeared without a trace from their home in Delaware County, New York. There was no visible evidence of a kidnapping, struggle, death, or anything at all." "Eric McBates and Edward Cardigan, two college students majoring in journalism at Vassar College, decided to investigate the event for Cardigan's class." "However, they did not expect to encounter an evil which has plagued mankind since its beginnings." Fade in on road in Delaware County. The Butera Bus snakes along slowly. Cut to overshot of house

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Deviant for 19 years
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Current Residence: Vassar College
Favourite genre of music: Headbanger garbage / raver candy / classical opuses of staggering genius
Personal Quote: "I'd rather die than go to Heaven." --William Murderface (MURDERFACE MURDERFACE)

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MjolnirIF

Oct 17, 2007

Tagged again?

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~Subterranean-Hepcat is responsible for this.  Blame her. :P Rules... 1. You must answer all questions and truthfully. 2. You must tag 5 people (or more)... Let's start.... 1. Add up the price of the clothes you are wearing. I would, but I didn't actually buy most of them, and I went to Vassar to AVOID math. ------ 2. Add up the page views of all the accounts you own. Dude, fuck you.  I didn't major in Classics to crunch numbers. ------ 3. What have you eaten today? Footlong sandwich.  HELLZ YEA ------ 4. Write the last thing you heard? The Mars Volta's Tremulant EP. ------ 5. List 5 things you see next to you. cup 'o chai

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MjolnirIF

Jan 24, 2007

I am it.

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Tagged by ~dj-darkviper The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 Weird Habits/Things About Yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 Weird Habits/Things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their devPage comments and tell them to read yours... My weird things/habits/pet peeves... 1) I need music.  Always. 2) Whenever I can't think of something to do, I DJ. 3) My pet peeve is probably George Bush Jr. still being alive. 4) I HAVE TO PEE 5) I HAVE TO

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MjolnirIF

Oct 5, 2006

Zombies? O RLY?

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YA RLY! http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm "Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of "zombism" in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chem

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Ophiguris

Feb 24, 2008

DUDE

AMAZING CHUCK NORRIS CAMPAIGN xD

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